CorpseCo. Corpse Crunchies - Rabbit Ears

These are air-dried dog treats. Gently plucked from the heads of bunnies and ready to eat.

What’s in the bag: A nice bundle of detached listening devices (about 10-15). Complete with fully shampooed fur, cartilage, skin, and sometimes whiskers.

Who's it for: Goth dogs. Feral cats

Why it matters: Good for digestion and a solid source of fiber. The fur acts as a pipe cleaner for the digestive tract, so your dog gets its poo poo shoot cleaned. And no, we're not going in there to test this theory.

Use it when: You want to ruin easter. You need payback for years of Donnie Darko nightmares. Your dog won't leave you the hell alone.